Sucker Punch

If one is to look back at the scandals in gay history, it always makes gay people seem so completely slutty. But lets be honest, two dudes, all randy all the time. Its bound to be a free-for-all, right? Well, this is why I am very understanding of you breeders out there being wary of the gay bars. Ive had my girl friends ask me on more than one occasion "am I allowed in?" To which I usually reply with uproarious laughter, and then tell them the possibility of being stoned is around 50-50. Anyway. Let alone Larry Craig and George Michael gettin' down in the bathroom, there are oodles of ads on craigslist showing exactly how deranged some people can be sexually. So, long story long, my friend Shy-GI was peeing at the bar the other day, and some dude next to him said "Let me see it." And Shy-GI said, "no." and was immediately sucker punched (not hard at all.) but none the less. In the middle of a pee? Thats such a terribly cheap shot. And quite frankly, if youre so enraged by me not wanting to show you my flaccid penis, you obviously have bigger issues than not getting laid.

The culprit was never apprehended, however, everyone at the bar including management and security is completely pissed. Feels good to know they love us.

Work has been absolutely awful, at least in monetary gains that is. I dont know what it is about people with kids, but apparently you pop out a few shit-storm babies, and you completely forget what a decent tip is. Do you KNOW I make 4.23 an hour? Yea. And your little oops-baby is SCREAMING for more ketchup in lieu of the Lake Superior-Heinz they have created on their plate. And I swear to god if I have to pick up another pile of food that your pissbucket decided was better off as puree, I will mash it into your face with merciless vengeance. Next time your husband is too lazy to get condoms at 2 am after the bar, hand him the Victoria's Secret ad and roll over for christ sake. Im tired of dealing with your mistakes.

That is all.