Linebacker Trannies

Theres something so amusing about straight people seeing a tranny for the first time that warms my heart.


This is Stephanie. She is the size of a fucking linebacker. And of course there's Gabe. But I cant help but love the fusion of hetero-terror and homosexual fixation on seducing straighties. If I were a demon that feeded on emotion, awkward would be my ambrosia. And oh let the awkward flow when someone who's never seen a tranny sees Stephanie. Priceless.

As everyone knows, my original intention was to review bars and restaurants, but when money is tight, its hard to eat out and be fabulous. So I choose to spend most of my time/money at Georgies. And who hasn't been waiting for that review, eh? Ill have to put on my thinking cap and do some research -AHEM- in the field.

So what kind of person does it make me when Im up until 4 and asleep until 3 in the afternoon. Its like summer in high school, except more alcohol. Oh thats right, a piece of crap. What a beautiful life.