Gainfully employed?

So, I didnt know this, but apparently when the temperature drops below 60 degrees, the first thing to pop into peoples heads is Irish Coffee. I sold so many god damn Irish Coffees last night I was sure I was going to pour it in someones face. Quite frankly, I dont necessarily mind the Irish thing, but the coffee, and then the whipped cream, and then theyre all like "Oh, can I get some sweet and low?" BURN IN HELL.

One fact of serving that I neglected to realize when I began working at my restaurant was that if your legs rub together even a little bit, you will have chaffing that will rival the burn of muriatic acid. Its less your legs rubbing together, and more your clothing get all caught up in there, and rubbing on your skin. So around hour 4, youre like "Oh christ, thats gonna suck later." Then a bit later, youre debating whether or not your still going out, cuz you know youll be standing with your legs too far apart to be discreet. My brother and I affectionately refer to this as 'The Ninja" cuz thats how you walk when it happens. Like youre about to pounce on some unsuspecting granny.

YOUR KARATE IS NO MATCH FOR MY DOWN'S-KWON-DOH!

Ohhhh.... thats just low... tee hee.